What are Hillary and Obama doing on the eve of the crucial Pennsylvania primary? Appearing on WWE's Monday Night Raw, of course (that's professional wrestling for the uninitiated, like me). Unfortunately they won't be literally fighting it out in the ring, instead they'll be saying something awkward and dumb, trying to get down with the beer 'n burp set. (Actually, Hillary vs. Cheney is the one I'd pay to see. You know she'd knock the shit out of that pasty old bastard.) The press has decided that the "White Man" is the forgotten voter in this election, so it's all about beer chugging and body slams. If you'll excuse me, I'll be moving to Canada now where the politicians are more dignified.
Oh wait, maybe not.
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